Forget the Turducken, I’m Having a Porkgasm this Thanksgiving

You know the drill, Friday is always a “food” post to whet your appetite as we head into the weekend.  A word of warning though—just reading this article could be enough to trigger a massive coronary .  With that disclaimer out of the way, it’s now time to explore the ultimate creation in “swine dining”, the Porkgasm.

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Don’t let his cute looks fool you…this pretty piggy packs a wallop.  There’s close to 15 pounds of sausage, bacon, pork shoulder, hot dogs, smoked jowls, and ham in this concoction.  It’s all lovingly assembled and artfully crafted to resemble a whole hog when it’s finished.  Then it spends a few hours in the smoker and comes out looking quite spectacular.

But the real genius of the Porkgasm is only evident when it’s time to dig in and eat.  When cut into slices, it looks just as realistic on the inside as it does on the outside.   It’s a rare dish that can give you both nightmares and a stomach ache, but this one just might do it!pork16-thumb-600x450

If you’re ready to tackle this project, you can get a complete set of instructions here, courtesy of the fine folks at Porktopia.com.

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One response to “Forget the Turducken, I’m Having a Porkgasm this Thanksgiving

  1. sandysays1

    Looks good to me! Now I got to talk my human into it.

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